Thursday, February 14, 2013

Top Ten Christian Pickup Lines

Photo by Steve Evans

For a little fun on this Valentine's Day, I thought I'd compile a list of Christian pickup lines you'll probably never hear. Enjoy these with someone special!

  • 10. "I didn't believe in predestination until tonight."
  • 9. "If I was choosing, you'd be my ark-mate."
  • 8. "Hey girl. You really are a fisher of men. And baby, you just reeled me in!"
  • 7. "If I march around you seven times, will you fall for me?"
  • 6. "I gave my heart to Jesus, but I'd like to give you my number."
  • 5. "You can be the bread and I'll be the fish and we'll see if Jesus can make a miracle out of us."
  • 4. "Is it a sin that you stole my heart?"
  • 3. "I've waited the last seven years to find someone, but for you they feel like only a day."
  • 2. "Let's go to a coffee shop, and open our Bibles together. We just may find some divine revelation."
  • 1. "What's an xBox?"

Things didn't turn out as planned? check out the Top Ten Christian Breakup Lines.